Filed under: Truth
Ok. So that was a big fake out which nobody responded to. But since I am so insignificant, I will now openly talk about how I’m not actually engaged and yet leave the information up. I’m half expecting someone to mention it to me in a month, long after my denouncement. Because that’s how it goes.
Powerless, powerless. Interesting assortment of people are moving in and out of my life now. Like tourists on an escalator. A motorized walkway. I’m kind of indifferent. I sense opportunities. I do not take them. But must my actions seriously be questioned? It seems no matter what I do, it rains controversy. I suppose I should confine my life to a tube and get some peace.
I haven’t been much able to get fired up like I used to. Maybe I’m burnt out. I’m underweight. Chronically it seems. My mom’s right. I feel good. I eat a lot. Food, it’s got no staying power. It’s something like 20-30 lbs. And falling, as evidenced by my visit to the kidney clinic.
I have to move again. I need options. I need a place to stay and really get things together. Three months, I can do it in three months, I promise. Three months and I’m gone. I don’t want to be around in three months, you know? I want this just as badly as all you people do.
Is everything always a fight?
Life lesson: Absolutely nothing comes easy.
Filed under: Poem Goo
You know, it’s times like these when the road bears its teeth that you just have to walk into it.
Filed under: Make Out Party
Today I took a nap and dreamt that I was sharing a college dorm room with Chris George, but when I returned (to the room) I was astonished to find a young girl sitting on my bed. Then Chris (who was with me) disappeared and I turned and fiercely shook my finger and demanded to know what had been “done with him.” She shrugs. So I’m like, FINE, I’LL JUST OPEN THIS HUGE DOOR IN THE WALL WITH MANY LOCKS UPON IT. Only to reveal a giant, rabid, caged Marmosaur lurking only a few feet away! And to think, all this time I hadn’t known!? So I screamed, “I KNEW THERE WERE MARMOTS INVOLVED!” I mean, I just knew it.
I’m not even going to go into the part with the hair-covered sasquatch-esque person sifting through trash in the newly created archway out the back of the room into the alley whom I also accused of being somehow associated with marmots.
I’ve been eating mangos lately. I don’t see why they’re so unpopular here. They’re incredibly cheap, and they taste like the pride of Eden. Or something. It’s like the sweet regions of your tongue are designed to accomodate them. I ate my first mango deep in the wilds of Yosemite about a month ago. After hiking 12 or so miles it was quite the refreshing treat. Thank you Asian couple in Camp 4.
This guy deserves something for this.
Filed under: Sasquatch
Why won’t you let me sleep?
So, things have been sauntering along quite nicely. I’m a bit strung out on caffeine and such, I had a sudden test and two papers due early on in the week. I hit it the night before and quit it cramming style. Next time, I’ll like uh I dunno prepare more. Yeah, right.
As soon as I begin to support the belief that my mother isn’t nuts, she does something to prove me totally wrong.
I finally made up a new money management plan for myself. According to many very complex and intricate economic factors, I should be able to get a 6-month lease on a 1-bedroom (or efficiency) in at max 3 months. At least, that’s what I’m shooting for. No more roommates, it’s time I tried my luck at making this crap work on my own. I really learned some very valuable lessons about relying on other people to hold up their end of bargains this year. Meaning, you can’t. You can’t rely on anyone but God and yourself. And maybe your parents until they die. But that’s it. Alright, maybe one or two very good friends. My argument is going down in flames now. But seriously, if I can’t take care of myself successfully, how do I expect to take care of anyone else in the future, supposing I’m somehow given the opportunity to?
I have this one sideburn that just freaks out. I’m not particularly looking forward to writing string parts tonight but I’m gonna.
Update: I did successfully return the deodorant.
Oh yer: The hospital “people” called and it turns out I’m a compatible kidney donor for Erin! I’m so thrilled, praise the living God. I go in late this week for uber-med-tests and other such nonsense like meeting the transplant surgeon. I’ll most likely be laid out in late-August. Come visit me in the hospital, dudes. And like, bring me some books.
Filed under: Info Burst
Hi, my name is Randy and I’m here today distributing sound-proof cell phone boxes.
Filed under: Sasquatch
Here’s is the defining moment where everything turned around for me.
I had just stepped out of the shower, choked with steam, dried off a bit, feeling refreshed. I reach for the deodorant I’d just bought, take out the little plastic “guard” and apply it…only to be welcomed by the sweet, luscious scent of a 17-year old cheerleader getting ready for a big night out with a boy.
I have no idea how this happened, but somehow in the store I reached for the masculine-smelling Ban deodorant (that I had JUST SMELL-TESTED) but ended up buying, taking home, unpackaging and using (only once) something called Sweet Surrender.
Needless to say, I’m returning it. I did, however, spend a little time caressing myself and pretending I was with a hot chick. Maybe I should keep it.
Note to girls: buy this deodorant.
Filed under: Truth
I am so depressed it’s unfathomable even to me. I feel like I’m being continually squeezed like a lemon. My soul is cramping up. Ugh. What IS this? Why? Whether you believe or not, if you’re out there, say a prayer for me. I’ll be the first to admit I need to quit mucking about and do what I came to do, pure and simple.
So, let’s begin. I’m going to go clean myself. Pray some. Sleep. And wake up and broadside this bogus journey with a soulful of Jesus.
Dad. You better hug me next time you see me.
Filed under: Info Burst
All I wan do is go to Arkansaw and track guitars please. Feedback screech in yer brain!
I also want to drink from the waters of Lake Minnatonka.
That can’t be spelled correctly.
Filed under: Scrutons
Is this thing on? Ahem. Alright then. Today we begin a new series of Scrutons entitled: “Wake up, It’s time to get Love Sick: Backbones of American Popular Culture.”
Someone recently brought to my attention something I’ll admit, I had spent some thought time on before – American popular culture is really just a one trick pony. For the most part. Some might say it was handed down from European medieval forms of entertainment, comedy and tragedy, which I suppose is even more ancient (Greek?). The stories that affect us are always coupled with a search for love, budding love, threat of love leaving – and the determining factor between comedy or tragedy – whether the love remains in the end. As a people we are obsessed with many things, but at the core (and even the supposed cause [sex/drugs/rock]) of our being there exists a poignant black hole. Sucking in, filtering, looking for a perfect love. The entire folk tradition of our nation is deeply entrenched in this basic human desire. The pain is almost unbearable. The crushing pressure to find some sort of love and companionship drives us completely insane.
It seems that as long as our ideals of earthly bliss continue to rest in the hands of others, we will continue perpetuating an already monstrously depricating system, willingly – even subconsciously at that. What is the motivation? Distraction? Where does this hole, this disconnectedness stem from? Ourselves and the culture we’ve created? How can one break free from the myriad of forces telling us we’re lonely, and that’s wrong, you have to find someone else to waste your life with, otherwise you’ll die, you just will, here’s how, if that doesn’t work try this, and this, start drinking (you’ll meet her at the bar), start smoking (people are attracted to smoke), go here go there, get rid of your face, get a new one, get new skin, get new clothes, get new smells.
This is an ancient issue with far reaching ties to all of us. It tugs our heart-strings and plays us like mournful banjos. But it inspires so much within us. It gives us a reason to live and die. It encourages creation and destruction. It decreases mundanity and colors our existence with flowers of mystery, exultation, misery, pain, and flowing peace. We welcome it like water from heaven. We stand still with eyes closed and a smile on our faces, hands outstretched, gallons of romantic goo sliming us from head to toe.
But with all of our feelers shifting and squirming in darkness, what do you we really connect with. We barely touch infinite, just for a second. Sparks fly. The moment is gone. Cold and dark inside, isn’t it?
Woosh. You’re on a park bench. The wind blows softly. Your hand tingles your face and neck a little. It’s not too hot outside. Sweat is very slowly congregating behind your knees. Sky swirls overhead. It’s fighting with itself. Rain or shine? Electrical epical battical. Go on. Stretch out, make yourself comfortable. Insect noise surrounds you. Like Dolby 1 million.1. Trees flutter and twist, long willows brush the ground. They are caressing the ground, you’re thinking, I want to be caressed. Music blossoms over the hillside. Tinkly blues from a long time ago, you think. It compels you. Get up, don’t be afraid. Give in to your curiosity for once, man. You come upon an old woman with a guitar. She sways hypnotically in the breeze. She causes the breeze? you think. She doesn’t. Be rational, man. I can’t! I’m in love. With some…thing. Some faceless beauty I have yet to meet; she could be anywhere, man, under this rock, behind this tree, in the parked car, seated in the cubicle next to mine twirling hair… Feel it now? He’s out there some where. That perfect man. The one who knows what you think you know. You’ve got a secret buried inside. It’s like a worm, it oozes about your heart. Heartworms. We’ve all got the heartworms, pa. We’re all going to die screaming. We’re all going to die alone.
Feel it now? Stop trying to put a pillow over its head for once.
Nice introduction. Thanks, dude.
The American heart, the American love song. Our study begins with Karen Dalton. She’s the lady over the hill (no age quip here). A member of what could be called the 1960’s folk revival, essentially she was an interpreter of song, only playing covers and standards, but filtering them through a unique and whimsical, meandering sense of time. And her voice. Her voice like yellowed pages of the old country newspaper. Like ancient daguerreotypes of dead family members. The rich aroma of the country girl with broken eyes, busted knuckles. She laments tenderly, but she is somewhere else. A disembodied voice. She’s possessed of love-sickness. Karen Dalton’s musical exploits are, in my opinion, one of the supreme apexes of American folk-romance ejaculations. Think of it like, the magma of emotion and heartache and the bleak dread of detachment all smelter away in the undercurrents of our hearts, finally erupting every so often through a self-sacrificing creative vessel. Her heart pulses and explodes into our ears. Sure, sex exists, but this isn’t about sex. Dalton has never heard of bullshit.
Filed under: Truth
I am way too needy for my own good. I got to get a handle on this. Start the constrictions! Freeze the assets!
Note: I’ll be posting alot of non-me posts very soon. But blog = journal = personal S.