I love you. This made my day.

Though this summer’s 3rd Pirate’s installment is definitely a worthy watch (as are the last two), this is really the only pirate-related tv ooze you should be hooking up to your IV. Classic cartoon that only works because some network show-manufacturing think tank decided to build the entire show on a childhood game. Ever play “don’t touch the floor, it’s lava!” as an excuse to walk on all the furniture and give your kiddy life purpose? Thus, The Pirates of Dark Water.